i thought you were going to be in my life for my whole life. and now you dont exist at all. talk about disappointing.

ive been sitting and staring at this god damn computer all day. how do people do this? i managed to come up with a 12 song playlist that took me 4 hours to compile, and i only barely like it. ive written 2 entries in here.  i made my bed, sort of. what else really? like a couple of other things. and now im exhausted.

im moving soon. and im really excited for it. my new room has a window. and a wall of bricks. i want to make it look like im an interesting wild west explorer in there. mostly i want to write while the sun drenches me. thats unrealistic because i think the window leads to an alley, but god's great light will find me even down there. one of my new roommates has a hairless cat. her name is olivia, which is my middle name. i cant wait until she an i can spend a lot of time together. i find that cats make really good friends. i know its not just me, other people feel that way too. my new roommate is one of them, but she isnt the only person i was referencing. maybe ill show you pictures of my new room and my new friend once i move in.

my entire month is all about preparing for the 5 days leading up to my period where i eat 12,000 calories a day and complain about it.

today i got myself ordained online.  now i can officiate all the gay and non-gay weddings i want.

ive been writing this dude on death row for the last 7 or so months, and in my last letter i decided to come out to him.  not because i really give a fuck if he knows im gay, but mostly because by not bringing it up i had no way to really share my life with him.  dont get me wrong, its interesting as hell to talk to him about music, books and cellblock life.  but im selfish and he should know about me too.  i bring this all up to say that he wrote me back, with a birthday card might i add, and told me he also didnt give a fuck that i was gay.  at the end he, i think, tries to set me up with amy from california, whom he's just really sure id like.  the best part of the entire exchange is that im not even surprised.

dance dance dance

im currently trying to help put together a playlist for a dance party later this month and am working my way through hype machines latest and most popular music, its honestly very troubling.  like for sure no one wants to listen, no less dance, to anything that i like.  or do you think if i selected women weeping on top of their pianos it would actually do the trick?  i just assume if a song is labeled remix i'm in the clear.

summer

i know everyone seems to love summer and what not, but can we just admit to the elephant in the room.  summer is an absolute curse.  i am forced to go out all the time and "enjoy myself".  its so nice out, why dont we just sit on a patio?  why dont we go out for drinks on a tuesday at midnight?  why dont we try dating anyone and everyone? we should be having fun because we are wearing shorts at nighttime!  what if i want to just eat aimees karamel sutra in imperceptible (only to myself) bites and watch prison break?  i dont care that prison break came out in 2005 and is as bad now as it was then.  what if i want to try to teach myself the history of punk music by locking myself in my troubled, windowless room with hours and hours of music?  no, i should go to the beach.  well guess what, im scared of the water.  shit is terrifying.  this is the east coast, i cant see through that water, i dont think so.

in conclusion: summer is a curse