i have a

so ive been holding something back from you my loyal online fan-base (becca, mrs bowden and brandons grandmother). i have a dream. yes, unfortunately like the rest of middle class america, i was raised to believe i can do or be anything that i might want to. thanks mom. point being, ive always wanted to be a stand up comedian. a female comic. a waitress with a college degree who bi weekly embarrasses herself at open mic nights more or less. of course my mother stands behind me.

im not yet the college graduate i just promised, but i am living out an abbreviated version of what i imagine life will be like 2 years hence, only now i have the added protection of going home at the end of august. and well eventually dreams either come to fruition or are forgotten in the light of day, much like their sleep-time namesake. ive been hitting the open mic circuit this last week to get a feel for the scene, and while i still havent successfully written a joke yet i feel confident that i can bomb with the best of them.

i am going to get up at least once this summer, hopefully not throw up and hopefully make someone other than bobby laugh.

thats about it.

anne

well that didnt last long

they sold the magazine

so now i guess this is the secret diaries of a poor unemployed jewess