Do you know what's really creepy?  Well when youre sleeping at 330 in the morning and your incredibly drunk korean male roommate comes barging in rustling around.  Proceeds to tell you he knows its creepy but hes sleeping with you, pushes you over and cuddles you a bit.

its this gals last day of work, and while i may have had my "differences" with the positions ive held the guys are going out of their way and making me a special dinner tonight. like honestly, how sweet. were having korean barbeque for family meal, and ive even heard tale that pastry is making some special confections.

all that aside, ive heard the cutest mewlings this morning, and i have been praying my hardest that a small kitten is trapped in our apartment for me to love forever.

last, and actually least, i may have to end it all over leaving new york yet again. back to the baltimore of new york could be the straw that breaks this camels back.

i suppose its unreasonable to just decide that the mice are gone, it does however help me sleep at night

due to the extreme filth we live in our apartment has been infested with mice, or potentially rats as philip is pretty sure they are. i have decided to barricade my room by shoving towels under my doors. i either will have succeeded in keeping the vermin out, or have incidentally trapped them in.

my bed is a mattress on the floor. things are about to get real real.

i am absolutely dreading having children and having to help them with their math homework. truth is i didnt know dick about x when i was in 8th grade, and i sure as shit wont know any more about it when my child takes algebra.

this is only one of a long list of grievances i have about my future, alleged family

there is something that drives me absolutely crazy when people wear danskos outside of the kitchen as legitimate footwear. these shoes are hideous.