Saturday, September 7, 2013

summer

i know everyone seems to love summer and what not, but can we just admit to the elephant in the room.  summer is an absolute curse.  i am forced to go out all the time and "enjoy myself".  its so nice out, why dont we just sit on a patio?  why dont we go out for drinks on a tuesday at midnight?  why dont we try dating anyone and everyone? we should be having fun because we are wearing shorts at nighttime!  what if i want to just eat aimees karamel sutra in imperceptible (only to myself) bites and watch prison break?  i dont care that prison break came out in 2005 and is as bad now as it was then.  what if i want to try to teach myself the history of punk music by locking myself in my troubled, windowless room with hours and hours of music?  no, i should go to the beach.  well guess what, im scared of the water.  shit is terrifying.  this is the east coast, i cant see through that water, i dont think so.

in conclusion: summer is a curse

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