i know everyone seems to love summer and what not, but can we just admit to the elephant in the room. summer is an absolute curse. i am forced to go out all the time and "enjoy myself". its so nice out, why dont we just sit on a patio? why dont we go out for drinks on a tuesday at midnight? why dont we try dating anyone and everyone? we should be having fun because we are wearing shorts at nighttime! what if i want to just eat aimees karamel sutra in imperceptible (only to myself) bites and watch prison break? i dont care that prison break came out in 2005 and is as bad now as it was then. what if i want to try to teach myself the history of punk music by locking myself in my troubled, windowless room with hours and hours of music? no, i should go to the beach. well guess what, im scared of the water. shit is terrifying. this is the east coast, i cant see through that water, i dont think so.
in conclusion: summer is a curse
Saturday, September 7, 2013
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