recently my mother found out a prostitute used to live in our house

i also may have met a distant cousin at school

serena, i cant be certain that im thrilled with how you came to your answer, but seeing as like usual youre the only one to respond you do win.

your prize awaits

to the first person who can correctly guess which city, and specific restaurant, i ended up choosing, there is very special prize.

the woman sitting next to me on my flight from houston back to new york reminded me that when theres a will theres a way.

she went out and purchased several three ounce, airport friendly containers, and then filled all of them with vodka.. good for you texan housewife, good for you.

sobering up at the airport is almost as bad as sobering up in jail.

i must say that i am living for terminal eights airport fashions

im at the airport in new york flying to new orleans and i accidentally ended up at a gate flying to italy. signs are bullshit. my horoscope today is insane. i think it wants me to go to new orleans, but it also suggested i not throw the baby out with the bathwater.