off to germany. will update.

the story of the missing link.

last tuesday i went to dinner with a friend, who in turn brought a friend.

dinner was nice.

the next day at school i ran into the friend of my friend and he was wearing his chef whites.

our whites have our names on them.

his last name is my mothers maiden name.

its not a very common name.

he is my cousin. (4th)

what i am saying is, i randomly met someone whose grandfathers grandfather is my grandfathers grandfathers brother. this can not possibly be a common occurrence.

the end

the thing about the elevator game is that if i dont know about it i can not win.

so long student id and more importantly dinner

recently my mother found out a prostitute used to live in our house

i also may have met a distant cousin at school

serena, i cant be certain that im thrilled with how you came to your answer, but seeing as like usual youre the only one to respond you do win.

your prize awaits

to the first person who can correctly guess which city, and specific restaurant, i ended up choosing, there is very special prize.

the woman sitting next to me on my flight from houston back to new york reminded me that when theres a will theres a way.

she went out and purchased several three ounce, airport friendly containers, and then filled all of them with vodka.. good for you texan housewife, good for you.