why do my roommates change the shower head setting daily. the only reason those things have different settings is because people are scared of falling into routine, not because they actually want scary massage setting on.

words of the week: blam-o and foolish. expect to hear them often.

from my mothers facebook. im calling it "marital bliss" subtitled "the kids are alright"

Barbara Alexander

Jed is done with his job, so he currently stays at home during the day. This is some adjustment (not recommended) His first great act was to create a chore list, telling me what to clean and on what day. He posted it on the refrigerator for me to see. I thought I had been doing the chores without a list for 25 years. At least now I know what he is doing with his time.

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    Barbara Alexander I want to be clear on this. Jed did give himself chores, but he excluded those he finds less desirable. I am working on my own list, and I too am choosing my chores. I like cooking so that will be one, and with Trader Joe's and Wegman's I still enjoy going food shopping. That will be the sum total in my new world. Neither of us have listed things like changing the cat litter. Houston - We have a problem!

    
    
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yesterday i finally got my christmas package. these were the contents: a $20 bill, an itunes gift card, two j. crew gift cards, a chipotle gift card and a subway gift card. my mother literally could not know me any better.

i havent had sheets on my bed in three weeks. its not that i couldnt, and its not that they arent clean. its that walking the four doors down to the laundromat to pick up my clean sheets is near impossible, and until i run out of underwear AND the 24 hour duane read closes i have no real need to.

my roommates and i likewise havent had toilet paper in nearing two weeks. those duane read trips are on the way to work and carrying rolls of toilet paper all day seems cumbersome.

my glasses are still broken, but its just an arm so technically i can still use them.

im currently wearing my un-sweatpants (thats how they were marketed) inside out.

despite these hardships last night harry potter himself came into our restaurant and i got to feed him. it was in fact the best moment of my adult life.

i broke the arm off of my glasses like 3 weeks ago, similar to heart palpitations, jaundice and moderate alcoholism, i imagine this will sort itself out

the laundromat was open when i got home last night...they open at 6 in the morning. today is going to be dreadful.