so fresh

if you have ever wondered to yourself

“how does a person like me become best friends with anne?”

i will give you a little hint today.

1.) get ahold of my address

2.) mail me something like this:

heres a close up on that

thats right! and i got 2 of them!

LUCKY!

3.) also note the creative name addressing.  unique flourishes like this will set you apart from the throngs of others currently invested in being my pen pal.

edit out would of course be the address itself (you gotta work for that!)

there might even be the chance i take pictures of it and post it online, like this here “gift” i received from one brandon w. p.  what a true friend.   

as a matter of fact brandon is basically a wizard when it comes to mailing me things,

other interesting gifts:

a broken plastic dolphin figurine stolen from an office mate

one size 12 womens black pleather and rhinestone mule, also stolen from office mate

and so on in this fashion.