after going out with some friends and perhaps imbibing a small amount of what we will refer to as"booze" last night, i came home and was preparing for bed. i turned the lights off and was trying to navigate my way to the bed in the dark. when wouldnt you know it but i sliced my toe on an opened drawer. thats normal. ughh it was bleeding everywhere, and its like the band-aids are two whole floors above me you know. anyways long story short i wake up to this...
that would be my left foot in a sock (unpictured: my bare right foot). if you look carefully enough you might notice that the sock looks a little bulky around the pinky toe. well that would be because...
during my stupor i decided that instead of making the trek up the staggering two sets of staircases i would instead slather my toe in disinfectant and cloak it in toilet paper until it became...
a hardened cast of blood and bacitracin. gross.
a little more gratuitous blood for you
moral of the story....
just go find the damn band-aids
anne
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