well if that just wasnt the the most anti-climatic ending to a reality tv show ever
i guess its nice to see that richard finally won. its been a whole other season, but you finally pulled through bud.
hosea on the other hand, i mean i guess congratulations on figuring out how to slip through the cracks all the way to a W. youre going to need to teach me that one sometime, so far its really only landed me in the middle.
carla - a big hootie to you girl. til the end. ya done dc proud. ya done me proud.
stefan - i meannn...come on.
is it just me or does anyone still think its possible for jamie to win? you know some how pull through in the end. maybe at the reunion show. a nice surprise twist ending in which its revealed that hosea was smoking pot or something (hey he is from boulder) and they have to take his title, that like olympic snowboarder, and then they are just like "welllll, since he cant have it, come on up here jamie"
fingers crossed!
now heres a random smattering of text messages i received during the show:
"big surprise marcel and stefan. if he wins im going to stop watching the show" melissa 10:10pm
"ugh casey needs to shut the fuck up with the suggestions" melissa 10:23pm
"i hate top chef...HATE" leore 10:59
this morning i received: "hosea won...ugh blow me...he is such a bitch" samantha
this anger is spanning days!
ive yet to hear back from my west coast contingency, but boy when i do its going to be VIOLENT.
edit--west coast comments are in and boy was i right about that violence:
watch the drama unfold
"spoil it for me i dont care. the real thrill is watching the episode"
(i replied "hosea")
"are you fucking kidding me? i dont even want to watch now"
"thats the worst thing ive ever head. i should have known from the second he said his dad had cancer that he was going to win. people with dying family members always succeed on reality television"
"hosea is so terrible. his food often looked gross/boring and he clearly has a small penis because he is easily bullied and threatened by stefan when no one else is. i thought it this was a carla vs stefan finale for sure. god im seriously upset now" ericka
dont forget...these are text messages...
its going to a painful half year until next season.
ok sleeping it off
anne
mmm, jamie. mmmmm. also carla is so totally my boo and I cannot wait to find a reason to host a banquet catered by Alchemy.
ReplyDeleteI concur with your sentiments on Top Chef. I was really hating Hosea and wondering why they kept trying to paint him as the sympathetic character. He makes whiny Jews look bad! I honestly started to prefer Stefan over Hosea. Obviously Carla was my fav and I could not understand why she kept listening to damned Casey!!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, Hosea? Are they for real? If he mentions that he is a "seafood" guy one more time...
Also, he loses all credibility for his association with Leah. Leah also was terrible. Why were the two Jews the most annoying?
Did Hosea and Stefan make it to the final three because they had shaved heads? Just a thought.
In conclusion, Carla is obviously the one that will be used by Bravo in future promotions wayyy more often then lame-o Hosea Rosenberg. And furthermore, no more Jews on Top Chef until they find one who can rock a decent kugel.
eric jamie is totally jewish
ReplyDeletei wish she were out and proud about that
instead of letting leah cohen and hosea rosenberg ruin everything
however hosea did come into my restaurant a few months ago and i regret to say that i was pretty damned excited